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Cross breading between forms of sweet lemon that achieved a more sweet and distinct color over time…. Also because you’ve been bad.

Complex protein variation in the follicle buds, fur being a distinct exchange layer where as hair is more akin to fingernails in extrusion of keratin fur is more of a loose keratin and protein structure with designated cycle time.

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Also because dogs are the very model of filth and fur is a filth collection device.

The primary reason for the “metal” taste is a combination of iron and copper being aerated and exhaled through your lungs. Any strenuous cardio exercise *can achieve this effect. Technically you are bleeding in your lungs. Because your body is weak, you must crush your frailty to escape this taste of metal.

Clearly I cannot, through no fault of my own I am forced to carry your scent wherever I go. You slime generation engine.