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Answers from Zoltodd

Why are oranges?

Lexi

Cross breading between forms of sweet lemon that achieved a more sweet and distinct color over time…. Also because you’ve been bad.

Why do people have hair and dogs have fur?

McFOS

Complex protein variation in the follicle buds, fur being a distinct exchange layer where as hair is more akin to fingernails in extrusion of keratin fur is more of a loose keratin and protein structure with designated cycle time.

Also because dogs are the very model of filth and fur is a filth collection device.

Why after you complete a long run or intense cardio do you taste metal?

Effie

The primary reason for the “metal” taste is a combination of iron and copper being aerated and exhaled through your lungs. Any strenuous cardio exercise *can achieve this effect. Technically you are bleeding in your lungs. Because your body is weak, you must crush your frailty to escape this taste of metal.

Why have you abandoned me?

Behemoth

Clearly I cannot, through no fault of my own I am forced to carry your scent wherever I go. You slime generation engine.

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